MARIAH & JUSTIN • 10.10.26

A Wedding for Shenanigans Enthusiasts

Your day at a glance. Shenanigans are optional; enjoying the BBQ counts.

Spring Lake Township Town Hall
20381 Fairlawn Avenue
Prior Lake, MN 55372

Taking the hotel shuttle?

Staying at Holiday Inn Express Shakopee and taking the shuttle to the wedding? Reserve your hotel-to-venue seat for 2:35 PM or 3:15 PM. Reservations are required for these outbound trips.

Reserve Hotel Shuttle Seats

Driving yourself or coming from somewhere else? No shuttle signup needed. Return shuttles do not require reservations.

Pickup, return times & accessibility

Ceremony status

Current ceremony plan: Outdoors by the lake, weather permitting

If the weather changes, we’ll move the ceremony inside Spring Lake Township Town Hall.

Unplugged ceremony: We’ll give everyone a quick photo minute at the beginning. After that, please put phones and cameras away so you can be fully present with us. Our photographer has the rest covered.

Wedding-day forecast

October 10, 2026 · 3:00–11:00 PM · Prior Lake / 55372 · Central time

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Pics or It Didn’t Happen

Please add your photos to our shared album before or after the ceremony. We want the good ones, the blurry ones, and the weird ones.

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ESSENTIAL

Wedding-day schedule

Key Times

3:30 PM
Suggested arrival for drivers. The scheduled second hotel shuttle arrives about 3:35 PM, in time for the ceremony.
4:00 PM
Ceremony begins promptly. Love may be patient, but the timeline has places to be.
5:30 PM
Dinner begins.
11:00 PM
Music ends and the reception starts winding down.
Getting Here

Hotel Shuttle

11 seats per departure2:35 & 3:15 PM outboundHotel guests

Complimentary for Holiday Inn Express Shakopee guests.

Ride time is about 20 minutes: arrivals around 2:55 PM and 3:35 PM. Use the prominent signup above for hotel-to-venue reservations.Reserve your group and check live availability.

To the wedding — reservation required

  1. 2:35 PM
  2. 3:15 PM

Pickup point: Holiday Inn Express Shakopee

Back to the hotel — no reservation required

    Pickup point: Will be posted with the final shuttle schedule.

    Please arrive a few minutes early. The shuttle is never gonna give you up or let you down, but it will depart on time.

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    Accessibility: The hotel shuttle is not wheelchair accessible. If you need an accessible ride, please coordinate with Mariah or Alex before wedding day.

    Immediate next step

    Missed shuttle

    Ope! The shuttle already left. Please arrange a rideshare or another ride to Spring Lake Township Town Hall. For hotel or shuttle questions, call the Holiday Inn Express Shakopee front desk at 952-445-2244 and dial 0.

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    Parking: Park It Like You Mean It

    Parking is available in the Spring Lake Township Town Hall parking lot.

    Please park only in designated parking-lot areas.

    Do not park on the grass or sidewalks.

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    Ceremony & Reception
    Ceremony program, people & music

    October 10, 2026

    Ceremony Program

    4:00 PM · Spring Lake Township Town Hall

    Order of Ceremony

    1. Family seating
    2. Justin, escorted by his parents
    3. Wedding-party processional
    4. Mariah, escorted by her mother
    5. 45-second guest photo minute
    6. Unplugged ceremony begins
    7. Welcome and officiant remarks
    8. Reading by Ronnie Krile
    9. Musical duet: All I’ve Ever Known
    10. Rock-paper-scissors for vow order
    11. Vows
    12. Ring exchange
    13. Community vow · Guests respond: “We will.”
    14. Pronouncement and first kiss
    15. Recessional
    16. Marriage certificate signing immediately after the ceremony

    Wedding Party and Ceremony Participants

    Officiant
    Kyle Smestad
    Mother of the Bride
    Michele Neuhauser
    Parents of the Groom
    Jim Sinkula and Michelle Sinkula
    Reader
    Ronnie Krile
    Maid of Honor
    Kathryn Metzger
    Bridesmaids
    Nicole Rust and Liza Bakken
    Best Man
    Alex Trittelwitz
    Groomsmen
    Parker Sinkula and Jared Sinkula
    Ceremony Guitar
    Mike Hongslo
    Duet
    Mary Kathryn Dorr and Scipi Dorr

    Ceremony Music

    Family Seating & Groom’s Entrance

    “Wasteland, Baby!” by Hozier

    Acoustic guitar performed by Mike Hongslo

    Wedding-party processional

    “Teardrop” by Massive Attack

    Acoustic guitar performed by Mike Hongslo

    Bride’s Entrance

    “Dreams” by The Cranberries

    Acoustic guitar performed by Mike Hongslo

    Musical duet

    “All I’ve Ever Known” from Hadestown, music and lyrics by Anaïs Mitchell

    Performed by Mary Kathryn Dorr and Scipi Dorr

    Dinner: The Main Event (With Sides)

    Dinner follows the schedule above; please wait for Mike to call your table.

    Buffet: Find it in the long tiled hallway.

    On the buffet

    Dietary accommodations submitted with RSVPs are coordinated with catering. If you need help finding yours on the wedding day, please ask a wedding helper.

    Cake will make an appearance later in the evening.

    Reception Highlights

    Establish Your Identity

    Your table arrived with a number. It does not have to leave with one.

    Select your table's number below and talk amongst yourselves to come up with a ridiculous PG-13 identity. One diplomat should submit it for the table after at least a token attempt at consensus. Mike will use the names when he calls tables to the buffet.

    Prefer Table 7? Classic. Understated. Very demure, very mindful.

    FUN = OPTIONAL

    Optional Shenanigans

    Everything below is optional. Participate wildly, observe from a safe distance, dance, sit and gossip, or pursue your own side quest.

    Secure Provisions

    Head to the lakeside covered awning and locate the canoe.

    Open canoe event! Please paddle to the covered patio to acquire a beverage.

    Hydrate, then libate.

    Consider this the opening number.

    Seating: Choose Your Own Adventure

    The Head Table and seats or tables marked Reserved are reserved. All other seating is open.

    Sit with old friends, new friends, or whoever looks willing to share the cornbread.

    You’ll find Trivial Pursuit cards at the tables if you feel like using them.

    Wedding Wagers: Guess Recklessly

    Think you can predict the chaos? Excellent. Put that confidence somewhere measurable.

    Play online: enter your first and last name and all eight predictions. One entry per guest. No money, no stakes—just wildly serious bragging rights.

    Predictions close Saturday, October 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM Central. Check back throughout the night as Alex reveals the results!

    Submit My Predictions Results & standings

    Lawn Games: Touch Grass

    Need fresh air and mild competition? Head outside for Kubb (Viking Chess), Yard Yahtzee, Yard Jenga, Bocce, Ladder Ball and Beanbags. Play a round, teach someone the rules, or supervise from the sidelines with a beverage. Participation is optional.

    Reception Highlights

    Order of Reception

    • Grand entrance
    • Dinner · 5:30 PM
    • Champagne tower and final waterfall pour
    • Short couple welcome
    • Toasts
    • First dance
    • Mother-daughter dance: Mariah and Michele
    • Bride or Groom Elimination
    • Anniversary dance
    • All the Alexes photograph
    • All the Alexes dance
    • 1966
    • Cake cutting
    • Pizza
    Bride or Groom: Choose Your Fighter

    When we call it, stand up if you want to play. If standing isn’t comfortable, you can play seated too.

    Justin: both hands on your head

    Mariah: jazz hands straight out in front

    Lock in your answer before the reveal. Guess wrong and you’re out.

    The last guest remaining wins a bottle of wine.

    If our champion is under 21, they keep the victory and bragging rights, and the wine goes to a 21+ adult at their table.

    Late-night pizza

    Pizza will make its entrance later in the evening. Consider it the encore.

    Photo Booth: Produce the Evidence

    The photo booth and printer will be ready for serious ones, ridiculous ones, whole-table ones, or recreating an old photo. If you need ideas:

    • Fit as many willing tablemates in the frame as you can.
    • Capture your table's personality.
    • Create an album cover for a band that should probably never tour.
    Charging Station

    Does your phone need a reception of its own?

    Give it a little recharge at the charging station by the photo booth and printer table.

    Typewriter Guest Book

    Typos are permanent. So is marriage.

    Leave us a memory, prediction, confession, terrible advice, or sentence that will make perfect sense tonight and absolutely none in 2046.

    The Collected Nonsense of Mariah & Justin

    Add something worth preserving to The Collected Nonsense of Mariah & Justin. Follow the instructions on the opening page of the book.

    • Something ridiculous you heard tonight
    • Something ridiculous one of us once said
    • An overheard sentence with no context
    • A terrible joke
    • Questionable wisdom
    • Anything future generations deserve to misunderstand
    Kiss Challenge

    Feeling brave and a little theatrical?

    There’s an optional Kiss Demonstrator signup near the guestbook. If your names are drawn, you demonstrate a kiss and we’ll try to copy it.

    Both people must agree before their names go in the jar. Both people get a final veto. Use this power with enthusiasm and consent.

    Dollar Dance

    Join us when Mike calls it if you’d like a quick dance.

    Cash or Venmo welcome. Participation, as always, is entirely optional.

    SECRET = BONUS

    Classified

    Some guests are carrying classified information. Follow a clue. Find someone who fits. Then ask: “Are you carrying classified information?”

    If you’ve found the right person, they’ll know what you mean.

    Mariah and Justin don’t count, even if they fit a clue.

    Obtain the password. Enter it below. See what you’ve unlocked.

    Try it here. Something may happen.

    CLUE 1: There are an inordinate number of Alexes at this wedding. Some know more than others. Find an Alex and ask: “Are you carrying classified information?”

    CLUE 2: Some people who've known Mariah or Justin for over 10 years are carrying classified information. Find one of those people and ask: “Are you carrying classified information?”

    CLUE 3: Some people who've performed on a stage this year are carrying classified information. Find one of those people and ask: “Are you carrying classified information?”

    CLUE 4: Two guests here make a living putting stories into people’s hands. Find the bookstore owners and ask: “Are you carrying classified information?”

    Enter a codeword

    Enter a Codeword
    Guest FAQ

    HELPFUL STUFF

    Guest FAQ

    The essentials, all in one place. Very organized of us.

    Restrooms: Nature’s Calling

    Restrooms are in the long tiled hallway, across from the buffet.

    No side quest required.

    Beverages: Secure Provisions · Hotel shuttle details · Shared photo album

    Accessibility

    The Town Hall and outdoor ceremony area are wheelchair accessible. The outdoor ceremony is on grass; accessible seating is available.

    The hotel shuttle is not wheelchair accessible. If you need an accessible ride, please coordinate with Justin or Mariah before wedding day.

    Attire

    Cocktail Attire

    Suits, dress shirts with ties, cocktail dresses, long dresses, dressy jumpsuits, and similar attire are appropriate.

    The ceremony will be outdoors on grass near the lake. Grass-friendly footwear recommended. Your ankles will thank you, and so will the lawn. October by the lake can be chilly, so consider bringing a layer.

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